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Whipped Tallow Honey Balm

Whipped Tallow Honey Balm

Organic multipurpose balm that deeply moisturizes and nourishes the face, body, and lips using natural ingredients like beef tallow and manuka honey.

  • Skin Barrier Support
  • Fast Absorption
  • Zero Toxins
$49.99 $69.98
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Sunscreen

Sunscreen

Truly natural sunscreen with zinc oxide, grass-fed tallow, and organic botanicals for clean, daily sun protection.

  • Broad-Spectrum Protection
  • Nourishes & Repairs
  • Zero Toxins
$49.99 $69.98
Magnesium cream

Magnesium cream

Restorative magnesium cream that relieves muscle cramps, boosts energy, helps you fall asleep faster, and keeps you from tossing and turning - made with grass-fed tallow and magnesium that absorbs into your skin in just 10 minutes.

  • Ultra-Fast Absorption
  • Muscle, Sleep & Energy Support
  • Targeted Pain Relief
$49.99 $69.98
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What Makes Our Natural Body Lotion Different

Although they provide brief, surface-level moisture using synthetic chemicals, most conventional skincare products only claim hydration. Our natural body lotion provides full, bioavailable nourishment that is compatible with your skin.

Let’s talk about the real differences.

Organic Ingredients That Deliver Real Results

Our formula is made from grass-fed, grass-finished tallow, manuka honey, cold-pressed olive oil, and organic vitamin E, ingredients chosen for their unmatched compatibility with human skin.

Grass-Fed Tallow That Outperforms Conventional Moisturizers

Tallow is biologically compatible with human skin. It’s similar to our skin's natural oil. This allows for deeper absorption and longer-lasting hydration than plant oils or water-based formulas.

Rich in fat-soluble vitamins A, D, E, and K, tallow provides vital support for skin regeneration, suppleness, and healing. Cheap lotions do not contain these nutrients, and your body cannot use them without chemical changes.

Clinical studies show that a healthy skin barrier is made up of roughly 50% saturated fats. Most conventional lotions use polyunsaturated oils (like seed oils), which can oxidize quickly and compromise skin barrier function over time. Tallow, by contrast, is stable, non-comedogenic, and barrier-supportive.

The Power of Manuka Honey

Manuka honey is backed by science for its antibacterial, anti-inflammatory, and wound-healing properties. It’s used to treat dryness, eczema, and inflammation. It can retain moisture in human skin because it’s a natural humectant.

Cold-Pressed Olive Oil & Vitamin E

Cold-pressed olive oil is packed with squalene, a lipid that naturally occurs in human skin. It’s known to reduce oxidative stress and support collagen production.

Organic vitamin E increases the skin’s ability to heal, while neutralizing free radicals that contribute to premature aging and environmental damage.

Zero Toxins. Zero Additives. Only What Your Skin Needs

We take a strong stance against common cosmetic industry shortcuts. This means that our lotion is free from:

Parabens: Connected to hormone disruption and skin sensitivity

Phthalates: Found in synthetic fragrances and associated with toxicity concerns

Seed Oils: Usually high in unstable polyunsaturated fats that can oxidize on the skin

Synthetic Fragrances: A Common cause of allergic reactions and inflammation

You won’t find any of these in our jar. Only clean, body-safe ingredients that your skin will benefit from.

The Reason Most Moisturizers Don’t Work

Most drugstore lotions are loaded with toxins, toxic fragrances, and cheap seed oils that don’t nourish your skin; they just hide the problem.

Here’s what you’ll find on their ingredient lists:

Synthetic fillers that sit on the skin without penetrating

Artificial fragrances that trigger irritation or allergic reactions

Toxic chemicals like parabens and phthalates are associated with hormone disruption

Gimmicky additives that sound good in marketing, but offer zero benefit in reality

Fluff that feels nice at first but leaves your skin dry again within hours

These products are not designed to heal your skin. They’re designed to sell. They do it by sacrificing purity, potency, and long-term health.

Check out our beef tallow skin products to find what works for you. 

FAQs About Our Natural Body Lotion

What is the Healthiest Natural Body Lotion?

The healthiest lotion is one that nourishes the skin without overloading it with synthetic ingredients. Our blend includes: grass-fed grass-finished tallow, manuka honey, cold-pressed olive oil, and organic vitamin E. These ingredients work together to restore your skin’s natural barrier, not just mask symptoms of dryness.

Which Body Lotion is Best for All Seasons?

One of the benefits of our natural body lotion is its year-round versatility. It’s different from the water-based lotions that feel sticky in humid weather; our formula adapts to your skin’s needs in every climate:

Winter: Rich, protective tallow and beeswax prevent cold-weather cracking and flaking by mimicking your skin’s natural oils.

Summer: Our lotion is not sticky; it absorbs moisture and won’t leave you clammy, even in warm weather. Natural antibacterial properties also soothe sun-exposed skin. 

Does Body Lotion Make My Skin Glow?

If it’s the right lotion. Our natural formula deeply nourishes, helping to repair dull or tired skin over time. It leaves your skin soft, smooth, and radiant without feeling oily by improving skin cell turnover and sealing in moisture. Regular use can improve texture, tone, and help reduce the appearance of minor scars and stretch marks.

Can I Use Body Lotion on My Face?

You can, but you have to be careful. Our lotions are formulated for full-body use. We recommend testing before applying to your face, especially if you have acne-prone skin.

Nourish Your Skin With What It Needs

Your skin deserves the best, not cheap formulas filled with mystery chemicals and sneaky fillers. Shop our natural body lotion today and experience beautiful, naturally hydrated skin.